I didn't realize people paid attention to these...ummm...hi? I'm Zuzu and I'm 16

Idk man, I just want to pig out, watch netflix, and cuddle with a hot boy. ๐Ÿ˜”

  • izzetheking:

    izzetheking:

    my fave movie is spy kids andย  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

    and im ike

    Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

    im 26

    (via mcrwithbands)

  • not-cooper:

    Doris lived a short but prosperous life

    (Source: coopercinno, via chyuulouis)

  • carlyreajepson:

    sofalcondone:

    Iโ€™m naked whatโ€™s up

    definitely not anyoneโ€™s dick
    image

    (via chyuulouis)

  • hecallsmepineappleprincess:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Dads and Tumblr

    I reblogged strictly for the very last one

    (via got-niam)

  • nirvana-mikey:

    illkim:

    somewhereoboetherainbow:

    illkim:

    Who remembers Lady Gaga as the villain in Sharkboy & Lava Girl

    DOES NOBODY EVEN CHECK FACTS ANYMORE

    This screencap is straight from the movie

    I remember it like it was yesterday

    (Source: illkim)

  • mangoestho:

    thetowerofpimps:

    2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

    GATDAMN THAT IS TRUE.

    (via marcelhazzaniceparcel)

  • hertzwhale:

    pamela-jane:

    I know its a little early but

    Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

    i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

    (Source: phiftycent, via groovystyles)

  • phobias:

    i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

    (via inkedpals)

  • penis-hilton:

    this fucked me up so bad

    (via grimmydarling)

  • sandvviches:

    teacher: its pajama day
    that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

    (Source: qothqueen, via got-niam)

  • theweaponofchoice:

    making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?

    (via mcrwithbands)

  • burgrs:

    [somersaults through your window] reassures u that u r not annoying me and i appreciate ur existence [kisses u on the cheek] [back flips out your window]

    (via chyuulouis)

  • offbeatchina:

    A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

    (via ezramigo)