Bruh.

I didn't realize people paid attention to these...ummm...hi? I'm Zuzu and I'm 16

Idk man, I just want to pig out, watch netflix, and cuddle with a hot boy. 😔

  • aly-the-introvert:

    kayleeromesburg:

    Fuck this.
    Fuck this post so much.

    Do not tell me
    you’re best friend
    would not sit in at your lunch table
    for three fucking days
    just staring blankly at your old seat
    wishing that you were there
    to fill the space with laughter.

    Do not tell me
    your younger brother
    would not break down
    in the middle of class
    because you guys started talking about
    your favorite type of subject
    in school.

    Do not tell me
    your mother
    would not stare into the mirror
    with trembling lips
    wishing she could be
    bringing you home from the hospital
    rather than having to escort you away
    in a casket to the nearest graveyard.

    Do not tell me
    your father
    would not begin working
    the night shifts
    to distract himself
    of the silence at home
    because you’re not up
    until the ungodly hours of the night
    talking to what’s-his/her-face
    on the phone
    because you guys are so in love.

    Do not tell me
    your boyfriend/girlfriend
    would not go into your room
    and put on the last hoodie you wore
    trying to desperately imprint
    your sent onto their skin
    so they never forget your smell.

    Do not tell me
    your friends
    would not stare blankly
    at the gymnasium wall
    after the principal has announced
    your death
    to the entire school
    making no sound
    trying to convince themselves
    this is just another one of
    your impractical jokes.

    Do NOT fucking TELL ME
    this bullshit line
    of how the stars would still appear
    the sun would still come out
    the earth would still rotate
    and the seasons will still change
    because without YOU
    you lil beautiful piece of human being
    none of these people will want
    ANY of that to happen.

    So yes.

    Fuck this.

    Fuck this post so much.

    Sobbing.

    (via oops-hi-green-blue)

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  • tsukishimake1:

    my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

    (via louteadsale)

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  • fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

    ally0mazing:

    There can only be one logical explanation for this:

    Voldemort has returned….

    MY DEAR

    I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

    THE GRIM

    (via thisismydisneyblog)

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  • Getting cockblocked by a friend 😒

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  • tequilafemina:

    A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

    My boss is still crying.

    (via billiejoh)

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  • EDWARD FORTYHANDS + snapchat

    (Source: lovingmamrie, via legoshran)

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  • killbenedictcumberbatch:

    willowmansdaughter:

    Martin & Cracker

    what kind of name is martin for a dog

    (Source: pawsinthepark.net, via mullingayr)

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  • kordashians:

    WHY ARE BOYS ABLE TO JOKE AND LAUGH IT OFF WHEN THEIR NUDES ARE LEAKED BUT IF IT WAS A GIRL THEY WOULD BE SLUT SHAMED TO NO END

    (via louteadsale)

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  • thevirginharry:

    remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

    (via zaynsbro)

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  • frejskamavor:

    on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

    (Source: sanastark, via seanp0donnell)

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  • enures:

    If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

    (via iusedtobeorgasm)

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  • (Source: vma.mtv.com, via louteadsale)

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  • wholenewlevelof-bullshit:

    but i mean even Spongbob knows whats up.

    (via larrylovebites)

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